HOBOKEN (NOT REALLY) -- The Hoboken Citizens Club is in danger of having its business license suspended after the private club held a party on April 5 and two women danced naked.
But the club's not in Hoboken. It's in Milford, Mass. Little information is available on-line as to how the club got its name.
"Nude dancing isn't allowed in Milford businesses, whether that business is a private club or a public bar," says Milford Patch.
They'll have to actually move to Hoboken and hold a house party, we guess.