This letter was sent to NY Mayor Michael Bloomberg: Reference the above subject:
Accordingly, by the powers not invested in me by the great and sovereign state of New Jersey, I hereby inform and request you:
1. Extradite the NY official who made that outlandish, provocative, insulting remark against New Jersey, stating we were the culprits and cause of the stinking, foul odor that engulfed both states. Is nothing sacred?
2. Extradite Don "Traitor to NJ" Imus since he's moving his show to Manhattan (NBC) and is now a New Yorker. His attack on New Jersey, specifically Secaucus, was the unkindest cut of all. Oh how we loved him and this is the thanks we get-betrayal!
Rest assured once extradited the official and Imus will get a fair trial. The Honorable Judge Roy Bean will be the prosecutor and presiding judge (Oh, for the good old days of our West.)
Imus in the Morning
Has insulted New Jersey.
Unless he atones and repents
He's persona no grata
And hell bent!
Clyde Lenny Dinkins