According to a report on NJ.com, a special agent from the federal Drug Enforcement Administration happened to be walking home around 11:23 a.m. Sunday morning and noticed a sandwich bag full of what looked like cocaine in front of a building near 12th and Hudson streets.
The article did not state whether the well-known coffee shop on that corner happened to be missing any bags of sugar.
The DEA agent phoned the Hoboken police, who responded.
If the cocaine is yours, please call the Detective Bureau at 201-420-2100.
Or, you can call up all your old prep school buddies and tell them how much you miss 1985.