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I need a job
Are there any job openings at your publication? - T.M.
Well, there just may be. We're a chain of eight papers, and we're looking for a full-time reporter to cover both the hard news stories and write some fun features for the Current. Copyediting may be involved, too. Think you're up to it? Have experience? Not expecting a six-figure salary and buffet lunch? Send your resume to the address above or fax to (201) 798-0018. Don't e-mail or we'll ignore you.
Was Prescott Tolk telling the truth last week when he wrote that kids in camp used to taunt him by going, "J.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.....Tolk-ein"? - Jim
Yes. Thanks for reminding him. Were you in his summer camp?
Midnight train to...
My boyfriend just got a job across the country. Do you think I should go with him? - Jan
This isn't an advice column, but if he wants you to go, seriously think about it. A good man is hard to find. If the job is in Baltimore, don't.
Stop! It wasn't even funny then.
Weiner dog, Weiner dog
Prescott Tolk was lucky. The kids in my camp called me Doodyhead. - Mr. Ed
Obviously Prescott's peers were more intellectual.
I saw the article on KTU. Are you going to profile the Howard Stern show next? - G.D.
If they move to Hudson County.