In this episode, nothing happened.
Well, at least, very little happened in an hour. Kourtney and Scott started sleeping in the same bed again, although they didn't kick out baby Mason.
Kim admitted that she's been acting snotty since she married Kris Humphries. She's been in a long fight with her sister and makes some insincere apologies. Humphries doesn't offer much advice. Scott Disick does, so maybe he's finally growing up.
The rest of the hour is spent...well, we're not sure. They show a clip of Humphries about to get a massage. It may have made us jealous, but it didn't tell us much. Jonathan Cheban made an appearance, seeming...er...non-straight.
If you watched this, you wasted an hour this week, and if you read this recap as well, you wasted an hour and twenty three seconds this week. We apologize for our part in it...but we don't mean it.
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