Another week of letters from Hottendorf, Silvani and Weed,
Another chance to read more of their screed.
More letters on math, the Jews, and religion,
And of course more info on Brian's dear pigeons.
There is nothing to stop you three from writing I fear,
For it's the First Amendment that we all hold so dear.
So give us more rhymes from the pen of T. Weed,
And Otto it's a lesson in math that we need.
As far as our friend Mr. Silvani goes,
Continue your efforts to develop your prose.
And what advice can we offer the editor and her staff?
Perhaps it is you who will have the last laugh.
For one day you will stop printing these letters,
And the paper itself will be that much better.
Lyle B. Press