Don't I know you?
Why don't you give me your number now, so I don't have to ask for your number in the morning.
Is there a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
You have a cute ass.
What's your star sign?
Nice buns; is your father a baker?
Your parents must be terrorists, because you're the bomb.
I'm a toy, cause I vibrate.
Come here often?
You look like Cindy Crawford.
You look like Olive Oil.
Do I know you from somewhere?
Are those space pants you're wearing, because your ass is out of this world.
Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes.
I would love to get to know you.
You remind me of my mother.
Do you believe in love at first sight, because I think I'm in love.
Are your feet tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.
Can I bum a smoke?
If I were your boyfriend, I wouldn't let you come to a place like this.
Do you just want to have sex?
Do you like short guys?
Do you want to go back to my place, have a bottle of wine and screw what you don't drink?
Your eyes are so great.
Do you write novels, because a girl like you must have stories.
You know what? You're so cute.
Hi. My name is _____________.
What's up? Can I buy you a drink?
What's up? Buy me a drink?
Are you going to buy me a drink or what?
Honey, you look finer than a new set of snow tires.
Let's go, now...
How you doin'?
I lost my number; can I have yours?
Your earrings would look great on my nightstand.
I could never date you.
Would you like a little Irish in you?
You're so marketable.
Do you have a quarter, because my mom said I should call her once I fell in love.
Your father's a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Did you just fart?
Do you want to dance?
Do you want to sleep with me tonight?
Are you having fun?
Is your eyeliner liquid or pencil?
You're the man.
Do you want to make-out?
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Did you ever have one of the days?
Can you fill out a survey for the Current?